Gregory Pettigrew (etherial) wrote,
Gregory Pettigrew

Rude Awakenings

I was in the middle of giving head in an erotic dream this morning, and right when he was about to climax (my erotic dreams ALWAYS end just when someone's about to climax), I wake up in terrible, horrible pain with a charlie horse in my right leg.

Wow. 2nd Erotic Dream in 3 Days. The Masturbation Moritorium is working.

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