Fuckers
So, the douchebags that run lj have decided that the "viewing options" page should only show their favorite viewing schemes. In other words, you can only see Horizon (blech), Vertigo (double-blech) and Lynx. When changing viewing schemes, use this link to see the full list of viewing schemes. This isn't a problem for most people, but for some reason, my style keeps getting bumped to Horizon (I'm not 100% certain that it's the fault of said douchebags, so I'm not screaming at them yet), so I'm bookmarking the link.