My toast from last night:
Hello everyone, thank you for coming. I'm Greg and I've known teenyweenyowen
since he was this tall (holds hand above head).
It seems a millennium ago I started college at Worcester Polytechnic Institute, about half an hour from here, and not too long after, so did Owen. After graduation, I joined the Society for Creative Anarchronism, and not too long after, so did Owen. Later, I bought a house off Sawyer Hill Road in Berlin, and not too long after, so did Owen. And then I married a wonderful person I met through the SCA, and not too long after, so did Owen. So you can clearly see that I've been friends with Owen for a while now and we've done a lot together, and if you have an interest in History and are looking for The One, you should consider joining the SCA.
If you were just meeting Owen for the first time today and werre wondering what kind of person he is and what he has to offer Rebecca besides huge size, here are a few things you should know about him: He is kind to animals. He is good with children. He is handy. He is a foul-weather friend. By that last one, I mean that when I need people to get something done and I don't think anyone will do it -- I don't even think I would do it if the circumstances were reversed -- Owen is the first to volunteer. Even if sometimes I can't count on him to be awake before noon, I know I can count on him when I'm in trouble.
But most relevantly for all of you: He makes Rebecca smile. He makes Rebecca laugh. He makes Rebecca happy. I told Owen and Rebecca when he asked her to marry him that if being engaged ever ceases to be the most fun thing they've ever done, that they should stop. As you can see, they took my advice and they are no longer engaged.
There will be sorrows and frustrations and tragedies ahead, and lots of hard work, but it is when we work hard for ourselves and for the ones we love that we receive the greatest joys, and looking back on that work, it has been a lot of fun. So please raise your glasses and join me in wishing these two that being married to each other is the most fun that they will ever have.