Whee! I got mad phat $$s, yo!
I'm getting paid $8.70 an hour working in the mall!
And they're looking for a new Manager - and that position pays $500 a week (though it will require much more of my time and I will probably have to give up gaming regularly).
What do I do, you ask?
That's the best part! I sell crap at "As Seen On TV!" - the store that sells all the crap that they have on Infomercials for HALF of their already LOW LOW PRICES!
Well, mostly I move things around on the shelves and read.
Ain't life wacky.